First: Have a good stiff drink to get yourself in the proper frame of mind. One must keep up one's strength for this type of thing . . .
Second: Find the beast and catch hold of him. This can be the tricky part, especially if he melts at the first touch.
Third: Lift the melted mess up off the ground and begin the upward motion.
Fourth: Flip the beast over your shoulder - it helps greatly if he's totally melted at this point, otherwise, you risk breaking his neck or back.
Finally: Haul off your prize, upside down and thoroughly melted - You have Won both the Battle and the War!
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